stable chain.
unstable coins.

launch coins that can't hold a peg.

no promises. no pegs. ┬─┬ ノ(°—°ノ) is someone else's roadmap.

$DEPEG −99.9%$WOBBLE −42%$FLIP +313%$UNPEG −87%$NAILS $1.00 (boring)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

$DEPEG$0.0001−99.9%

$FLIP$4.20+313%

$WOBBLE$0.58−42%

$UNPEG$0.13−87%

$TILT$1.01+0.4%

$REKT$0.0000−100%

$NAILS$1.00+0.0%

$TABLE$6.90+69%

$SAWDUST$0.02−63%

$LEGS$0.31−28%

01 / the thesis

stable did everything right.
we're here to fix that.

tether built a chain where gas is dollars, finality is sub-second, and institutions feel safe. a perfect foundation for the most irresponsible coins ever deployed.

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/ 01

gas in usd₮

stable feature: no gas token

on stable you pay fees in dollars. on untable you lose dollars, denominated in dollars, with predictable fees for every unpredictable decision. clarity, at last.

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/ 02

sub-second finality

stable feature: instant settlement

your coin can depeg, rug, and rebound before you've finished reading this sentence. speed is a feature. so is gravity.

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/ 03

evm compatible

stable feature: familiar tooling

the most robust smart contract environment on earth, finally put to its highest use: coins named after furniture. no rewrites. no migration pain. no peg.

02 / how it works

three steps to instability

flip the table

connect your wallet. one click, zero gas-token gymnastics. fees settle in usd₮, straight on stable. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

launch a coin

name it, meme it, deploy it. bonding curve included, dignity optional. fair launch, no presale, no pretend stability mechanisms.

never hold a peg

watch it wobble in real time with sub-second finality. if your coin touches $1.00 for too long, we send a concerned email.